On Wraps

There is no better Poker food than the wrap. 

Take your favorite salad and WRAP THAT BITCH UP!  It's non-drippy finger food that is low on calories and high on protein (gotta have that meat though).  Sure, burgers are great, but an hour or so later you gotta drop a deuce and it's 45 minutes 'till the next break.  And of course you don't want to wait until dinner break to order a real meal when all the other donks are gunna clog the kitchen up with their orders and leave themselves 5 minutes to scarf down their meal.  Never play poker hungry, and order early.  

Talk about a power play when your sittin' on rockets and nonchalantly raise it up while you take a big honkin' bite of your chicken cesar salad wrap resting neatly in your left hand.  Like "this pot is just an afterthought... I'm diggin' on this wrap".  Gah... Love it.  

Not that I saw rockets at all tonight... Although I bet you can guess what I had for dinner.  No... I was running pretty mild all night.  Got medium-ish hands, earned a couple pots, and I don't think I ever had to show until I decided to get a little more aggressive and went all in with 2100 and A9 off-suit in mid position, with the big stacks already folded behind me.  I got called from the tight little lady on my left, so I knew that I was underdog pre-flop, and she ended up having JJ.  My Ace was live, but I didn't catch it, and I ended up being left with one 100 chip with the blinds at 300/600.  I had a few positions to bide my time, and I went in under-the-gun with 10s and got four callers.  Flop came 10-10-7... And that was pretty fuckin' awesome... but next hand I was big blind and compulsory all in with 4s.  K-shit took me out, but it was fun anyways.  I think I finished 20 somethinth out of like, 37?  Can't be too upset with free poker and a GREAT fuckin' wrap!